She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
We are two peas in an std pod
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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