I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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