the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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