I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
this is an emotional support booty call
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Randomize