D3 body, D1 cock
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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