4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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