is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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