I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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