My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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