I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Are we still banned from the library?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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