It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Come see our sink grown plant.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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