Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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