never play flip cup with pint glasses
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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