ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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