dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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