He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Please don't give away my fajitas
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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