Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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