I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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