Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I need mimosas to revive my soul
tell me about the fingering
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