And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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