Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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