You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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