They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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