goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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