Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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