fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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