can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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