weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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