I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
