Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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