This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
