Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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