What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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