my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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