And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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