He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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