I wanna bring you to show and tell
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Randomize
