He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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