i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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