why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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