You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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