I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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