try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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