New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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