i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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