all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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