we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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