It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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