Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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