I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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