There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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