The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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