im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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