is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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