This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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