she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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