Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
