Cold hands, warm shart.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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