I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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